Ticket Profiles
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840 Bit
555 segments
The Musers' 8:40 comedy bit — home of the station's recurring fake personalities.
Scouting Report
Monty scouts the summer dry dock fill-ins
Bill Jackson
Phil Jackon's brother Bill talks about the Mavs coaching vacancy
Fake Jerry
Jerry Jones talks Workd Cup
Clarence the Maintenance Man
Clarence talks about the death of Gunnar Dunham
Chris Chris
Chris Chris goes to the World Cup
Gordo Goes Wireless
Gordo goes wireless at TPC Craig Ranch
Fake Marv Albert
Marv Albert talks about the NBA Finals...sort of
GYM
The Generic Youty Minister talks about the NBA Finals
Jackson Percolator
Jackson Percolator tries to stop the World Cup
Fake Ken Curry and Brendan Sorsby
Judge Ken Curry and Brendan Sorsby talk about Sorsby getting away with sports murder
Gordo Goes Wireless
Gordo talks to a swim team at a golf tournament
Fake Jerry
Jerry Jones talks about the Mavericks and the Stars moving out of Dallas
Carlton Maxwell
The psychology of a city losing their teams
Randy Cody
Randy Cody gets the contract for the new Mavs stadium at Valley View
Fake Victor Wembenyana
Wemby talks about the NBA finals
Fake Greg Olsen
Greg Olsen talks about his Emmy win over Tom Brady
Shorty DeFazio
Shorty brings by things to auction for Jub Jam
Fake Nolan Ryan
Nolan Ryan talks about his new Tim Brown autobiography: Nolan: The Singular Life of an American Original.
Hoops Washington
Hoops Washington talks about the NBA Conference Finals
Fake Jason Kidd
Jason Kidd talks about being fired
Fake Celebrity NFL Picks
WIP picks NFL games with the Pope, James Hetfield, the Hockey Show, The Boss, Bill Clinton, DJ's fiance, Jose Altuve, Al Michaels, Sylvester Stallone, a bird, Will Connerly, Greg Rosengarden, Eddie Vedder, Randy Newman, Deep Eddy
Fake Jerry
Jerry Jones talks about still not getting a Super Bowl
